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justALnow

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Posted: 04/06/07 10:56am Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

As a takeoff on Jeff Foxworthy's "Redneck" bit, here's a few thoughts that have popped into my mind. I will admit to being guilty of SOME of these!

You MIGHT be an RV'r if. . .

. . . the Camping World Master Catalog arrives and you lock yourself in the bathroom for an hour with a cordless phone and your VISA card.

. . . when someone asks how many people can sleep in your RV, you and your spouse answer in unison, "JUST TWO!"

. . . you could re-plumb, or re-wire your RV blindfolded, but if the dishwasher in your house quits, you tell your wife to call somebody.

. . . the sheets, towels, and small appliances in your RV are all brand new and color co-ordinated, but in your house it's the same stuff you bought at garage sales when you first got married.

. . . you're not at Camping World within 10 minutes of opening on Saturday morning, and they call your house to see if you're OK.

. . . at home it's Pop Tarts, hot dogs, grilled cheese, and leftovers, but in the CG it's full breakfasts, porterhouse, boiled shrimp, and fresh sweetcorn.


OK, folks, let's hear some more!





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Posted: 04/06/07 11:00am Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

if:
you have a huge diesel truck that you can't turn, park or afford and you camp only during your 2 weeks of vacation a year.

if:
you drive the speed limit all year, everywhere until you hook up your rig and then you go 80mph.


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sharker6

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Posted: 04/06/07 11:13am Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

if...
your kids always know where you are without asking

if....
doing to the bathroom in a 2'x2' area is actually kinda fun

if...
you never help your DW clean the house but your rv is spotless


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Tarponteaser

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If... you sleep and/or relax in it in the back yard 'cause you can't get away for a trip.

If... you have several children named after State/National parks you visited.

If...you have to hire a landscaper to tend the yard 'cause you are never home on weekends.


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jnesta

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Posted: 04/06/07 11:29am Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

if... you know what a "toad" really is.

if... you think 11mpg is pretty good.

if... you consider a Flying J to be a little slice of heaven.


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abskws

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Posted: 04/06/07 11:38am Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

If you're out of something in the house, but there're two of 'em in the camper.
if you're late anywhere you go, but on the morning to leave and go camping, you and the dog are 1st in the truck and blowing the horn.

Dieselgem

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Posted: 04/06/07 11:42am Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

if...you don't flush the toilet at home because you can't find the pedal
if...you wonder if this is work or play
if...you enjoy telling folks that you had a second home and this is just FEMA's replacement


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just_dave

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Foxworthy actually said this one once about rednecks. I must be one....

if...going camping raises your standard of living.


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skipnchar

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Posted: 04/06/07 11:58am Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

If you know of 100 absolutely worthless uses for Bounce fabric softner and NONE of them involve a clothes dryer.

If you know the location of every Walmart between your home and San Jose California

If you ride your bicycle to the grocery store for a loaf of bread and cover your tires while you're inside


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justALnow

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Oh yeah, here's another. . .

if you drink your first cup of coffee every morning sitting in front of the computer checking out RV.Net.

Keep 'em comin'!

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