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jjjandrbaker

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Posted: 11/16/13 08:53pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

After the past two years of reading complaints about dogs, kids, walking through sites, loud music, and lights left on all night, I decided to post my rules. Before you get your panties in a knot, this is all meant to be "tongue in cheek"!

Rules that would make me happier when camping:

1) No outdoor cooking. I don't want to smell your dinner.
2) No sitting outside in a lawn chair. You give me the creeps staring at me when I walk or drive by.
3) No talking on the trails. I want to hear the birds, crickets, and leaves rustling.
4) No goofy lights all over your site. If you want a patio, buy a house, or go back to yours!
5) No music please. If I wanted to hear music, I would be playing it myself.
6) No guitars. Dude... If you could play the thing, you would be on tour somewhere- not camping.
7) No health nuts. I don't want you running around the park. I don't like it.
8) No campers under 55. I just can't relate to young people.
9) No campers over 55. I just can't relate to old people.
10) No reading under a tree. School is out. I don't want reminders of it.
11) No bikes. I don't want them zipping around me.
12) No fat people. If I want to see that, I'll install a mirror in my camper.
13) No skinny people. You need a reason for that one?
14) No helpers or advice givers. If I wanted your help, I would come and get it from you.
15) No rugs on your sites. It's nature! You don't need that.
16) No family signs. I don't care who you are. It bugs me.
17) No plants around your site. (see number 4)
18) No dogs but mine.It upsets them.
19) No couples. I don't want to hear you bicker. Public displays of affection make me nauseous.
20) Keep it covered in the bath house. Mine is the only one I need to see.


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GaryGus

Sanger, California

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Posted: 11/16/13 08:58pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

No fun. I carry my misery with me and I want to enjoy the suffering.


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colliehauler

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Posted: 11/16/13 09:04pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

21 To many trees in the RV park.
22. Not enough shade in the RV park.

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colliehauler wrote:

21 To many trees in the RV park.
22. Not enough shade in the RV park.


I love it!!!

Francesca Knowles

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Posted: 11/16/13 09:15pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

Everybody except me had better not be in my favorite free boondocking location when I want to use it.

THIS MEANS YOU!


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Posted: 11/16/13 09:52pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

Francesca Knowles wrote:

Everybody except me had better not be in my favorite free boondocking location when I want to use it.

THIS MEANS YOU!


Honk as you approach......
Not that I'm moving, just want to wave as you drive by


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Francesca Knowles

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Posted: 11/16/13 10:01pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

Old-Biscuit wrote:

Francesca Knowles wrote:

Everybody except me had better not be in my favorite free boondocking location when I want to use it.

THIS MEANS YOU!


Honk as you approach......
Not that I'm moving, just want to wave as you drive by

I'm parking right on top of you, Old Biscuit...and fair warning: I travel with a full gallon of well-aged Kimchi, and I always deploy it upwind of pesky neighbors!

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Posted: 11/16/13 11:12pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

boy are you over the edge, what happened, too much coffee?

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I wish RV.net had a "like" button!


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Posted: 11/16/13 11:21pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

mine is the only diesel I want to hear...
no outside TV's I don't care for your shows or teams
no kids playing loud at the playground it interrupts my TV watching outside


if you POST a problem please POST the solution!!!

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